![]() I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards! When I rip off my shirt and start swinging my stick swords, ![]() Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers. I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency. I'm delivering blows,Īnd when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes! So I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando!Īnd this sad, broken dad-joking popo is no foe So I'm not vexed by vets flexing 'roid-injected pecs!īeing excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle, I craft rhymes with pencils, then jam 'em in necks, You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shaft. Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking.īetween your elevator and the mine where you were trapped, Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I'm bucking. I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two.Ī proficient, professional killing machine! You, less survival knife you, more survival wife! John Wick: I'm like this prick's ring finger: only need one clip!Ĭ'mon! I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s,Īnd like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies! Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers.Īnd John, Bubbe, what the fuck's with the chest butter? You got the trousers tapered and the watch, Bucherer,īut your acting falls flatter than the Hans Gruber! How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga? 'Cause you'll never take the W without the P and O!ĭoes your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?Ĭan you string that shit up on your compound bow?Īnd lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga. I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother, Tony,Īnd I got your detonators right here, blow me! (Oops!) Need a fire hose to swing on you you're both so below me! I'll set it off like the top of Nakatomi! Sounds sweet!īut no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds,Ībout to kick their ass with bare feet! Argyle, drop the beat! John McClane: Or maybe you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies.Ĭome out to the coast we'll have a few laughs. ![]() “When I did Steve Irwin I knew how beloved that character is so I sent out the lyrics to a friend who lives in Australia and I was like can you say these because I don’t want to get the accent wrong that’s awful.All right, I guess I'll be the one to draw First Blood. We did Jim Henson and Pete just had puppets all over the studio for weeks. He said: “We’ve never employed researchers we’ve always dug into it ourselves and we really go pretty deep into it. Mr Ahlquist links this work to the series enduring popularity. Videos published by ERB are meticulously researched, and usually laden with in-jokes for those with detailed knowledge of the time period or cultural setting. And the lyrics continue to change right up to the recording process and inside the recording process as well.” “So we take all those things then cram them into a song, then we just polish and polish and polish, then Pete and I usually get together just he and I, or he I and Zac, and just bang them out and make sure they all make sense and punch them up. Peter Kay's unusual comedic stunt as smoking lion “We’ll research for weeks and read and conversate then we’ll take jokes, rhyming couplets, where if you just mashed them together it would be very choppy and it would make sense as jokes but wouldn’t be a very cohesive song, and we pick the best ones.ĭead to Me season 2 cast: Who plays Michelle Gutierrez?īig Bang Theory quiz questions and answers: 15 questions and answers Prior to that Mr Ahlquist was also working at a comedy club he owns in Santa Monica.Īsked about the ERB writing process he replied: “At our best, when we do the best or when we’re at our most focused – and this last season has been some of our best writing in my opinion – we take joke submissions from our writers and even from our patrons on Patreon. When the eighth episode of the first series was produced the two co-creators were able to make working on ERB their fulltime jobs. The first ERB videos were uploaded on Mr Shukoff’s personal channel, before a specific channel for the series was started which now has over 3 billion views.Ĭurrently ERB is on its sixth season and has featured 80 different battles. Just these large numbers with commas in them. So we were like ‘what is going on? These numbers can’t be real’. “YouTube was a very different place back then – there was no reference of a ‘YouTuber’ or YouTube famous or any of that so there was nothing to compare it to.
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